Manipulation of the Word
The Animated Blake ScreenSaviour features juggling animations accompanied by William Blake's Proverbs of Hell. Ponder witticisms like these, as the ScreenSaviour awakes you from your workscreen's sleep:
Eternity is in love with the productions of time.
The busy bee has no time for sorrow.
The hours of folly are measur'd by the clock, but of wisdom: no clock can measure.
Enough! or too Much!
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How can I ever repay you?
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"Prophetic! It even works under Windows 2000."
--John Vert, Microsoft OS kernel programmer
"I haven't been using any screen saver for the last umpteen years, but from now on I'll use only the Blake ScreenSaviour!"
--Stacy Waters, Ph.D., medieval scholar and obscure language collector
CARTAH, University of Washington
"Thank you! This is a treasure that works like a charm."
--Thomas Gorski, of the Mud Bay Jugglers
"...an eternity to download."
--Ezra Byler, father of the artist
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